Vegas Fans Pillows

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

Too Much?

Lady Liberty Cools Off

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

Beaver Las Vegas

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

Nashville Peacock

'They've got $5 tables everywhere here. Where do you feel the luckiest?'

Most liberal slots on The Strip

'Cocktails? Cocktails?'

Classic Impressions...

Casino's new air filtration system is way too strong.

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

'We were thinking of building something a little subtle this time... haha, just kidding, make it horrible.'

'Which one's Sammy?'

"Sorry, Ted. Generally, what happens in the pants stays in the pants."

"He loved Vegas."

"Whoever dies in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

"I'm back!"

'Okay, so I lost $1,000 at the penny slots. It's not like I lost it at a $5 machine.'