Kickstart mornings with a mug that embodies the Vegas vibe—bright, bold, and a little bit glamorous. Great for fans who love starting the day with a splash of Sin City style.
Ask Sadie. I am getting divorced and I moved to Vegas. Do you think that's a smart move? - Jim. *Actual reader letter. Jim, this is a great question. One I get all the time. You do? Really? Oh yes, people are always asking me for my advice after they've already done something. You're about to yell. What do you need me for if you've already moved, you !@#$ dillweed? She gives that answer all the time.
Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.
"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."
'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'
"It's Houston. They have a problem."
'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'
"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."
"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"
'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'
The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.
Elvis Presley.
'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'
'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'
Too Much?
Lady Liberty Cools Off
When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!
"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"
'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'
Beaver Las Vegas
"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"
Nashville Peacock
'They've got $5 tables everywhere here. Where do you feel the luckiest?'
Most liberal slots on The Strip
'Cocktails? Cocktails?'
Classic Impressions...
Casino's new air filtration system is way too strong.
Elvis Impersonator eating money burger.
'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'
'We were thinking of building something a little subtle this time... haha, just kidding, make it horrible.'
'When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high...'
"Sorry, Ted. Generally, what happens in the pants stays in the pants."
'Which one's Sammy?'
"He loved Vegas."
"Whoever dies in Vegas, stays in Vegas."
What happened in Vegas wound up on Facebook.
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