Vengaboys Fan Pillows

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

Van Gogh Family Reunion

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

Sam's Venison.

Ask Sadie. I am getting divorced and I moved to Vegas. Do you think that's a smart move? - Jim. *Actual reader letter. Jim, this is a great question. One I get all the time. You do? Really? Oh yes, people are always asking me for my advice after they've already done something. You're about to yell. What do you need me for if you've already moved, you !@#$ dillweed? She gives that answer all the time.

A Starry Night.

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Ezra Pound

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands

'Dude, I thought you said they would be topless!'

"I like to chat with you young 'uns, keep up with fashions an' goin's on."

The Borough Fruit and Vegetable Market, Southwark

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

Bob Dylan

Cricket Prospects.

"Does the Chamber of Commerce know about this?"

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Elvis Impersonator eating money burger.

Van Gogh Selfies

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

Uproarious hospitality

Antique shop with 'the end is near' signs.

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)

'They're terrible. All they're interested in is watching the "poles".'

"When I was young, we did puzzles instead of going to the movies."

Cow Volleyball

Cat-hamster volleyball