Vengaboys Fan Prints

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

Sam's Venison.

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

Ezra Pound

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands

'Dude, I thought you said they would be topless!'

The Borough Fruit and Vegetable Market, Southwark

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"I like to chat with you young 'uns, keep up with fashions an' goin's on."

Cricket Prospects.

"Does the Chamber of Commerce know about this?"

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Van Gogh Selfies

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

Uproarious hospitality

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)

Antique shop with 'the end is near' signs.

"'Twas always folly, dear cousin. A humble parsnip could never be wed to an aubergine."

Accident with guns

Cat-hamster volleyball