Venison Aficionado Pillows

Sam's Venison.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Raincloud Umbrella

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Primitive magician

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Swiss army knife

Camping-Pong

Save the unicorn.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Stonehenge Explained

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Gremlins 47

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Look man, no wings!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Supercat.'

Knighthood being given by the king

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

Antler Buzzers.

Ask A Silly Question.

I Pagliacci