Venison Aficionado Pillows

Sam's Venison.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Raincloud Umbrella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Swiss army knife

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Primitive magician

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Save the unicorn.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Stonehenge Explained

Camping-Pong

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Gremlins 47

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Look man, no wings!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Supercat.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Knighthood being given by the king

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

Antler Buzzers.

I Pagliacci