Venison Enthusiast Pillows

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh vension?'

'Al-I don't think we better wait until a bigger one comes along.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're famous, Angus."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Carpet Cows

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

It was an impulse buy.

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

Sam's Venison.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

COW. JUST COW.

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'