Venison Lover Pillows

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Police Feline Unit

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Why do they do that?"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Ahhh...'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cat box"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Life is for the birds.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Fly Football

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Billy. The Kid.