Venison Lover Mugs

..Because if Santa brings you big slabs of venison, he won't be able to get to the other children's homes.

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Copycats

Polly txt speak

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Police Feline Unit

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Why do they do that?"

'Ahhh...'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Cat box"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Life is for the birds.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Swan Fairy Tales

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"The fish sticks here are very good."