Equestrian Lover Mugs

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

At the Horse-Show.

Prudent old gentlman avoiding a dangerous jump whilst an imprudent juvenile takes it on

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Hey Bob! I've been shampooed, groomed and polished! How do I look?'

Skipping Horse

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

The Victors

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"They're comfortable."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Rocking Horse

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Stubborn Horse

High Riders of the Old West

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

ONE HORSE TOWN

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Gentlemen Riders

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.