Equestrian Enthusiasts Mugs

"You had no trouble making the weight then?"

Horse dealer trying to sell an unfit horse by suggesting that it will keep improving

A cheap day's hunting. - No. I.

"Isn't it ironic that as show jumpers, we're trained to jump barriers taller than the ones we're penned inside?"

"I hate dressage: executing those complex steps in front of an audience is so overwhelming..."

'On a positive note though Maurice...no flies!'

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

Horse

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

There comes a time when every horse girl... becomes a horse woman.

A Certain Preventative.

Rider tells boy not to take of his hat and boy because it will frighten his horse. Boy replies that he wasn't going to.

Man tells a young lady that her beautiful horse and her make a fine pair

Hunting.

Boy and horse rider

Stout Lady

Cub-Hunting.

Skipping Horse

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Rocking Horse

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Stubborn Horse

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

High Riders of the Old West

A Quiet Rebuke.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'