Equestrian Fan Mugs

Listen to my tale of woa!

The Horse Races

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

An elderly gentleman inspecting a sign on a gentleman's back

Skipping Horse

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Rocking Horse

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Stubborn Horse

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

High Riders of the Old West

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Gentlemen Riders

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

First past the post.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Stubborn Horses

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

NeighWoof.

Horse racing puns

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

A pony throws its rider.