Novice Equestrian Fan Mugs

Learner Riders

Skipping Horse

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Rocking Horse

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Stubborn Horse

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

High Riders of the Old West

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Gentlemen Riders

'What's founder?'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

First past the post.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Horse racing puns

Stubborn Horses

NeighWoof.

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

A pony throws its rider.

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.