Venison Visionaries Mugs

"I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure."

"Do me next."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Your start-up team

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Fan-Centric Stadium

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Sam's Venison.