Venison Visionaries Gifts

"I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure."

"Do me next."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Fan-Centric Stadium

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

Your start-up team

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."