Venison Visionary Gifts

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

"Do me next."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Thatched roof car.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Non Thought For The Day.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Nouveau wine

Artists At The Auto Show

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

Your start-up team