Venison Enthusiast Gifts

'Venison steaks for a year! Now, Mikey will tell you the bad news.'

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh vension?'

'Al-I don't think we better wait until a bigger one comes along.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"They’re real."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Pull the udder one

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"You're famous, Angus."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

THe UDDER Side

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Carpet Cows

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

It was an impulse buy.

Sam's Venison.

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

COW. JUST COW.

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!