Venice Enthusiast Gifts

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Red Light District in Venice

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'Okay, so you were right; maybe figuring 13 bottles of wine per person was a little too much.'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

The Original Gossip Columns

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

Fighting Gondoliers.

Too Much?

421AD...north east Italy

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

Pope Francis' visit to America...

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

New York Gondolier

Gaetano Donizetti

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'

Drinking wine has never been a spectator sport.

'I see we'll be sampling the wines of New Jersey this evening.'

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"