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Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Red Light District in Venice

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'Okay, so you were right; maybe figuring 13 bottles of wine per person was a little too much.'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

The Original Gossip Columns

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

421AD...north east Italy

Pope Francis' visit to America...

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

Fighting Gondoliers.

Too Much?

New York Gondolier

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

Drinking wine has never been a spectator sport.

'I see we'll be sampling the wines of New Jersey this evening.'

Gaetano Donizetti

Pirates of Venice

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Venetian without the knowledge