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Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Greenwich in the Season'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'Okay, so you were right; maybe figuring 13 bottles of wine per person was a little too much.'

"Mr.Scrooge has lodged a complaint,with regard to your 'aggressive begging."

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

'He wants a second opinion.'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

A meeting on the pier

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Banting in the Yeomanry

At a Country House

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

Major Bagstock is delighted to have that oppertunity

Sam's Venison.

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

None O' Your Larks