Venetian Admirer T-Shirts

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Knight Golfing

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

Bird Torture.

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'I think he's lonely.'

The Frog Prince

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

Love

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Princess Anne

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Jester Surgeon

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Cook and her Maids

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies