Venice Adventurer T-Shirts

Fighting Gondoliers.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

Bankside

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

An Appreciation

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

New York Gondolier

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Urban Life.

'Attack of the dreaded PANTSING sharks!'

421AD...north east Italy