Venice Adventurer Gifts

Fighting Gondoliers.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Bankside

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

An Appreciation

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

'Don't worry mother, he'll be alright in London with that introduction letter to a traffic warden.'

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

New York Gondolier

'Attack of the dreaded PANTSING sharks!'

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

421AD...north east Italy

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"