Venice Admirer Gifts

Venus in venice

New York Gondolier

Gondola with a tip bucket and sign reading 'Please do not tip'.

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

'This dude is seriously lost.'

Casanova's postman dreaded Valentine's Day.

Golf in Venice

'You and your brilliant 'Let's hitchhike through Venice' idea.'

Deaf in Venice

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Bird Torture.

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

'I think he's lonely.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Victorian Gentleman

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"