Venice Lover Gifts

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

"Cynthia! Bridle your enthusiasm."

Mr. Sparkler under a reverse of circumstances

421AD...north east Italy

"He's new, so humor him and put on your life vest."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Redhead

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"The bagels are better in New York."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

Snow fall buries the Statue of Liberty

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"