Italy Lover Gifts

Pisa and sons.

'Beware of Falling Rocks.'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Naples

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Italia tours

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

Gondolier

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Galilei Galileo.

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

I Pagliacci

"Yes, a lie. I've been living a lie, I'm not Italian at all."

Roberto Benigni

421AD...north east Italy

Sergio Mattarella

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

'What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?' 'It never eats.'

Anna Magnani

Dante Alighieri.

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa

Girls and Scooters.