Italy Lovers Gifts

Venetian without the knowledge

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

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Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

Gondolier

Galilei Galileo.

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

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'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

I Pagliacci

Sergio Mattarella

Roberto Benigni

421AD...north east Italy

'What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?' 'It never eats.'

"Yes, a lie. I've been living a lie, I'm not Italian at all."

Anna Magnani

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

Pisa and sons.

Dante Alighieri.

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa

Girls and Scooters.

Giuseppe Verdi

Forza Italia!