Venice Lovers Gifts

Death in Venice.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Redhead

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

New York Gondolier

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

421AD...north east Italy

Rocket Parking

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

Pisa and sons.

Pirates of Venice

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

Le Roi Kong

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Not only do they all speak fluent English, but they keep correcting your grammar."

Venetian without the knowledge