Venice Lover Pillows

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

"Cynthia! Bridle your enthusiasm."

Mr. Sparkler under a reverse of circumstances

421AD...north east Italy

"He's new, so humor him and put on your life vest."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

Redhead

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"

Fighting Gondoliers.

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

New York Gondolier

American Gothic: I Love NY