Vino Adventurer Gifts

"Would monsieur prefer a nice unassuming red or the bad boy of the cellar?"

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'Okay, so you were right; maybe figuring 13 bottles of wine per person was a little too much.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

A giant glass of red wine

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

Red Wine

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)