Venice Voyager Gifts

"I have in mid here, a sweeping panorama of Venice and the beautiful Pont Di Rialto."

An Appreciation

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Mac OS 20

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

A giant glass of red wine

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Red Wine

Gondolier

Ted Hughes

Lizard Amusement Park

Volcanic ash...

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

If poets wrote road signs.

Virtual Babe

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

Apple Vision Pro

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."