Venice Voyager T-Shirts

An Appreciation

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

A giant glass of red wine

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Red Wine

Gondolier

Lizard Amusement Park

Volcanic ash...

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

If poets wrote road signs.

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Virtual Babe

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

Apple Vision Pro

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Wine-tasting Tour.

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'