Venice Explorer T-Shirts

Gondoliers for Climate Change.

"Um....No, thanks. We'll take that one."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Tiny Visions

Danger Slow Sand.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'