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"If you ask me, his poetry has gone down hill since he started writing in metaverse."

The Vineyard

"Do me next."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

"You may now kiss the bride."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Ted Hughes

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

If poets wrote road signs.

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

The Poet.

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

Louise Glück

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."