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"If you ask me, his poetry has gone down hill since he started writing in metaverse."

The Vineyard

"Do me next."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

If poets wrote road signs.

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

The Poet.

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

Louise Glück

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."

'Virtual patient.'