Venetian Voyager T-Shirts

'...How could your wife possibly know we're in Venice?'

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

Vets in Venice

A gondolier on the way to a birthday party

Gondolier

Gondolier

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Mac OS 20

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

A giant glass of red wine

Red Wine

"It's a hybrid!"

An Appreciation

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Parts of an automobile

Virtual Babe

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'