Vegas Adventurer Gifts

VD clinic: 'Not everything you did in Vegas stayed in Vegas.'

"Well, your STD panel came back... turns out what happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas."

What happens in Vegas...

Slot machine with tip slot.

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

"We have reason to believe that whatever you did in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas and you're hiding it in your car. Please step out of the vehicle."

"They were right. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Hi sweetie. WIll you tell daddy that mommy's girls' trip got a bit out of hand."

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

"All our savings 'Happened in Vegas.'"

One armed bandit takes all.

Viva Las Vegas.

Las Vegas, the city that never sleeps, or even takes a nap.'

'Are you sure you want to do this?'

At a Las Vegas medical clinic.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

One-Armed Bandits. Vegas. Gas. Down the Street.

"You were supposed to stay in Vegas."

Tourists

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'