Venice Gifts

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

Venetian without the knowledge

Deaf in Venice

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Gondolier

An Appreciation

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

New York Gondolier

421AD...north east Italy

Fighting Gondoliers.

"This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian"

"I don't sing. I do standup."

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

Pirates of Venice

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Man stuck in entrance to Bridge of Size.

A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

Titian

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"

"I thought I knew Venice quite well, but I don't recognise any of this at all."

Gondolier Hat

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

'I take it that this will be your first visit to Venice?'

"I have in mid here, a sweeping panorama of Venice and the beautiful Pont Di Rialto."

'Our gondolences on your loss.'

"Cynthia! Bridle your enthusiasm."

A Practical Memento.