Venice Vacationer Gifts

Pirates of Venice

'I take it that this will be your first visit to Venice?'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Gondolier

An Appreciation

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

421AD...north east Italy

Fighting Gondoliers.

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

"This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian"

"I can't even deal."

Man stuck in entrance to Bridge of Size.

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

"I don't sing. I do standup."

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

Planning for retirement in a casino.

A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.

Twelvis

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

'That's the wine you want? I don't believe we have one with a label depicting you water-skiing naked in Vegas.'

'Let's go early you said. We'll miss the crowds...'

Venetian without the knowledge

Gondolier Hat

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

Deaf in Venice