Venice Vacationer Pillows

Pirates of Venice

'I take it that this will be your first visit to Venice?'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Gondolier

An Appreciation

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

Fighting Gondoliers.

421AD...north east Italy

"This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian"

Man stuck in entrance to Bridge of Size.

"I don't sing. I do standup."

"I can't even deal."

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

Planning for retirement in a casino.

A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

'That's the wine you want? I don't believe we have one with a label depicting you water-skiing naked in Vegas.'

'Let's go early you said. We'll miss the crowds...'

Venetian without the knowledge

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

Gondolier Hat

'Doesn't the book say I'm supposed to hit on a ten?'

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"

Punch & Judy. 'The policeman's been replaced by a traffic-warden with extended powers'.

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat