Trip To Venice Pillows

Gondolier Hat

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

Gondolier

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

An Appreciation

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

421AD...north east Italy

Placier.

Fighting Gondoliers.

"This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian"

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

Man stuck in entrance to Bridge of Size.

'Notice the quintessential taste of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up on our last trip to Italy.'

A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.

"I don't sing. I do standup."

Pirates of Venice

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

Winery tours.

French Man on a bicycle.

Venetian without the knowledge

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"