Vending Visionaries Gifts

Christmas Shopping for Dummies

"Do me next."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Honest Vending

'I don't like to take chances.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

Your start-up team

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'It won't take bitcoins.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Louise Glück

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

Vendo Tree.

Seamus Heaney.

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.

The Goodman Dynasty

Stanescu.

Covid 19 Variant

'Seven companies in three years.'