Quirky Visionaries Gifts

Guy in Opthamology Store Room getting Evil Eyeballs.

Wine-O-vision

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Illogic Tree

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Lost and Profound.

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

'It says here you like to push the envelope.'

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

A pop-up book author suffering from Folder's Block.

'Yes, we can easily place a gallon of Rocky Road in with your husband.'

'Well, that answers that age-old question. According to the tape, the chicken came first. . . which brings up another age-old question: is the last one a rotten egg?'

'…and then I invented ‘prong-less' barbed wire…'

Before the Salivating Dogs

Eureka!

Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.

"Wouldn't it be easier to get one of those pregnancy testing kits from the chemiost, Julie?"

'It's simple really-the windscreen wiper that cuts up parking tickets!'

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

Fly having an idea.