Veggie Visionaries Mugs

'Do they have sprouts in heaven, Miss?'

"Sometimes I just want a nice salad."

"States of tofu"

Queen of Quinoa

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Give quiche a chance!

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'He's all eyes!'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

“Children hate me.”

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'