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I Pagliacci

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Cariactures

"Meet the author"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

(Camel paintings)

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Mr. Right!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Distractions Of The Great

Horti-Culture

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Baroque Peacock

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.