Vegas Enthusiast Pillows

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'Cocktails? Cocktails?'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

What Happens In Vegas stays in Vegas.

'They've got $5 tables everywhere here. Where do you feel the luckiest?'

Too Much?

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Zombie standup

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Sir Winston Churchill

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Bad fake tan day.

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Fight or Flight

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Sunbathers.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Ladies by the seaside