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'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'Cocktails? Cocktails?'

What Happens In Vegas stays in Vegas.

'They've got $5 tables everywhere here. Where do you feel the luckiest?'

Too Much?

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Zombie standup

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Sir Winston Churchill

Bad fake tan day.

Second hand furniture.

Fight or Flight

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Sunbathers.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Dog in casino.

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I love these old decorations!"

Ladies by the seaside

Grandma's caf