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Staff Morale.

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Sunday Monday

"Also tell him I said thanks for Fridays."

'It's only Wednesday but something in the air makes me obsess about the weekend!'

Thank God it's Fry Day.

The Vineyard

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Fight or Flight

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Sunbathers.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"I only need shade for my wine."

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"Well Earned Vacation"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Summertime.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."