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"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

Glastonbury. After.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Fight or Flight

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Sunbathers.

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Beach hats

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Gulliver's other travels.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

"How's it look back there?"

Holiday Aerobics.

Vacation Bus Photo