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"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

Glastonbury. After.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Fight or Flight

Sunbathers.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Beach hats

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"I only need shade for my wine."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Gulliver's other travels.

"How's it look back there?"

Holiday Aerobics.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'