Quick Getaway Enthusiast T-Shirts

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Fight or Flight

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Sunbathers.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Beach hats

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

"Well Earned Vacation"

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Holiday Aerobics.

"How's it look back there?"

"Noooooooooooo!"

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

Vacation Bus Photo

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

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