Quick Getaway Seekers T-Shirts

"On the phone you mentioned that you were interested in one of our 'quickie-escape' packages."

Holiday time.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Tourists in Egypt

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Summertime.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

The Airport.

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

The Desert Island Package

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'It always great to get away from it all.'

"Honey, run!"

The Getaway

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Commuter on the Orient Express

'Another artisanal B&B.'

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

You need to relax. Take this prescription to any travel agent.

'I need a Vacation.'

Florida Golf.

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

Retireee sits at desk on beach

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'