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"On the phone you mentioned that you were interested in one of our 'quickie-escape' packages."

Holiday time.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Tourists in Egypt

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Summertime.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

The Airport.

The Desert Island Package

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"Honey, run!"

The Getaway

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Commuter on the Orient Express

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

Florida Golf.

'I need a Vacation.'

You need to relax. Take this prescription to any travel agent.

Retireee sits at desk on beach

'Looks like somebody is ready for summer.'

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

Bed & Breakfast