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Bed & Breakfast

Glastonbury. After.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'How very Cumbria.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Heading off with a packed bag

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Travelogue

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Canada's winter survival kit.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."